klausnick/莫罗佐夫·尼科莱/профан (klausnick) wrote,
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Peters was the university’s star fullback. A few days before the big game, he injured his leg during a practice scrimmage, and was told he would be unable to play in the game of the year. The college paper planned to announce the sad news with the headline, “Team Will Play Without Peters”.
However, the dean caught this bit of college humor before the paper went to press and ordered the editor to change it or be kicked off the paper. The editor complied, and Saturday morning the paper hit the campus with the headline, “Team Will Play With Peters Out”.
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