klausnick/莫罗佐夫·尼科莱/профан (klausnick) wrote,
klausnick/莫罗佐夫·尼科莱/профан
klausnick

Limericks that use the eccentricities of English spelling

A man hired by John Smith and Co.
Loudly declared that he’d tho
Men that he saw
Dumping dirt near his door
The drivers, therefore, didn’t do.

A man hired by John Smith and Company
Loudly declared that he’d thump any
Men that he saw
Dumping dirt near his door
The drivers, therefore, didn’t dump any.
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