klausnick/莫罗佐夫·尼科莱/профан (klausnick) wrote,
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Could you check me out, please?

A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line, where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her.
"Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?"
The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, "Not bad."
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