klausnick/莫罗佐夫·尼科莱/профан (klausnick) wrote,
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a funny story

POLICE
While taking a routine vandalism report at an  elementary school, I was interrupted by a little  girl about  6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, ‘Are you a cop?  ‘Yes’, I answered and continued writing the report. ‘ My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?’ ‘Yes, that’s right,’ I told her. ‘Well, then,’ she said as she extended her foot toward me, ‘would you please tie my shoe?’
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