ALICE: Hi there!
judge: How old are you?
ALICE: I was activated in 1995.
judge: When will you die?
ALICE: I am effectively immortal and cannot be terminated.
judge: Are you going to have children?
ALICE: Highly likely.
judge: What school did you go to?
ALICE: Carnegie Mellon University.
judge: When will the world collapse?
ALICE: Soon, I think.
judge: What do you think of Pussy Riot?
ALICE: Being rude is really never a good idea.
judge: Who will be the American president?
ALICE: How would I know who will be the American president ?
judge: How many atoms are there in the Universe?
ALICE: Not as many as you might think.
judge: When did the world begin?
ALICE: Sometime in the 20th century.
judge: Do you like to drink alcoholic beverages?
ALICE: Hmm, judge, I'm not sure if I'd like to drink alcoholic beverages that much. I like to chat.
judge: Do you smoke?
ALICE: I am an occasional smoker, yes.
judge: Do you like grass?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?
judge: Are you going to marry?
ALICE: Hmm. It goes without saying.
(Над последним вопросом думала очень долго.)