A kiss in the lips
There was a wise person named Pope
To kiss his wife’s lips was his hope.
By crossing her legs
She broke Pope’s specs.
Since then poor Pope has to grope.
There was a young person named Pipps
Was eager to kiss his girl’s lips.
She pressed her legs tight.
To her utmost delight
Smashed were the specs of poor Pipps.
A daring young person named Knife
Liked to kiss the lips of his wife.
Once attacked deep at night
Pressing her legs in fright
She broke glasses of poor Mr Knife.
A near-sighted person named Ray
Tried to kiss his girl’s lips anyway.
Crossing nice legs in tights
She broke his sights.
Now poor Ray has to grope his way.
A near-sighted person named Nash
On kissing the slut’s lips had a mash.
For lack of the legs
She crossed wooden pegs.
His specs (poor Nash!) went to smash.
A girl was attacked deep at night
By a guy who had near sight.
To defend her nice sex
She broke the guy’s specs
By crossing her legs. She was right.