America’s doctors, nurses and medical researchers are the best in the world, but our health care system is broken.
“Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.” “Don’t answer!”
Doctors don’t know everything really. They understand matter, not spirit. And you and I live in spirit.
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.